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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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