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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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