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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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