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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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