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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Akiva Lane
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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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