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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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