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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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C to shining C

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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