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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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