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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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