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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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