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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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