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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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