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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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