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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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