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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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