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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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