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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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