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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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