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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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