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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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