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An elevator pitch.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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