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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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