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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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