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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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