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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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