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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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