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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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