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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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