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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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