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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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