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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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