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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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