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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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