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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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