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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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