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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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