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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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