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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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