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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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