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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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