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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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