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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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