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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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