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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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