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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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