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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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