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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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