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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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