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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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