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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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