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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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