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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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