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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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