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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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