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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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