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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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ChatGPT
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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Akiva Lane
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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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