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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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