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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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