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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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