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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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