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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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